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THIS is the Uber Tom. He likes to dance around in his discoloured pants to Freezergurn with Marilyn Manson. He also likes to be really unjustified Has a penchant for Ed-Wear. Likes to wear big poncey goth velvet pirate shirts. Looks a bit like Ben Kweller... HE IS OUR HERO! UBER TOM RUINED SOPHIE AND LAURAS LIFE! FACT Yes indeedy-do. This is Silent Bob. He dresses like the Uber Tom. Well, he dresses like the Tom that Uber Tom was based on. Big long 'trech-coat mafia' coat,crap Ed-Wear style clothes....Oh its horrendous. Tom does not like us. We wanted to put his picture on here, but as we think he'll do us for it, we are not going to. Tom likes to listen to lots of greasy long-haired metal bands and fancies that pig-like woman from Evanescence. BAN EVIL UBER TOM! The REAL Tom looks like Ed O'Briens deformed Ben Kwellerish younger brother who was kept in a very small cupboard all his life. And he has a penis-shaped nose.

CRAP PICTURE ALERT! This is Sophie and Laura of Justice. They look like this. That thing at the bottom of the crap webcam photo is the UUUUUUUUBER TOMMMMMM. He looks like that. That thing Sophie is holding is the Stick of Justice. It looks like this. The picture at the top of the wemcam photo is the UUUUUUUUBER TOM being hit with the stick of Justice and dropping his guitar. He was playing along to FreeeeeeeeeezerGUUUUUUUUURN. **Just incase the Uber Tom knows who he is and sees this one day** It's only a joke Tom! Seriously, compared to how much we've taken the piss out of everyone else you are very lucky. We hate you enough to devote a whole site to your penis-shaped nose on its Ben Kweller/Ed 'O Brien/Axl Rose/ genetically modified demon love child from hell's face. WARNING!!! THE UBER TOM MUST BE APPROACHED WITH CAUTION. IF YOU ARE FEMALE DO NOT SMILE IN ITS DIRECTION. IT MAY FALL HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND CHANGE HIS E-MAIL ADDRESS TO INCORPERATE YOUR NAME AND WHAT HE THINKS OF YOU.